This morning I went Christmas shopping in downtown Lowell and took photos of some of the store windows decorated for Christmas. Here’s a video slideshow.
“The Christmas Fruitcake” by Henri Marchand
I think there is no yuletide tradition so endlessly lampooned and so deliciously mocked as the once esteemed fruitcake. Everyone loves chestnuts roasting on an open fire and even plum pudding gets an annual endorsement by the beloved Cratchits, but mention fruitcake and people will tend to giggle. Johnny Carson suggested that there exists but one fruitcake in the world, it just passes from one unappreciative family to another. Calvin Trillin is reported to have commented that “There is nothing dangerous about fruitcakes as long as people send them along without eating them.” And in Manitou Spring, Colorado, the Chamber of Commerce sponsors an annual Great Fruitcake Toss. The record is 420 feet, the waste immeasurable.
Unpopular as they may appear to be, a web search turns up over two million fruitcake hits. Mail-order bakeries began selling them in 1913 and now sell thousands every year. There were times when the fruitcake was revered. Early recipes date to ancient Rome but evolved over the years. The modern fruitcake originated in the Middle Ages with honey, rare spices and hard-to-get preserved fruit from the Far East. In the 18th century nuts were incorporated, the cakes eaten for good luck with the following year’s harvest. Due to the expense of the ingredients and a difficult baking process, fruitcakes were once restricted by law in Europe to special events like weddings and Christmas. Today the fruitcake is pretty much a Christmas tradition. (Has anyone ever heard the refrain, “The bride cuts the fruitcake!”?) There are many types of fruitcake, but basically they’re all a pile of fruits and nuts glommed together with a minimum of batter and often dusted with powdered sugar and soaked in liquor for added flavor and shelf life.
When it comes to fruitcake, everyone takes sides. As in politics, there are two camps, each sharply opinionated—those who have bitten the hallowed fruitcake and those who would rather die. Of those with a taste for this yuletide dessert a number partake openly while others do so surreptitiously, stealing a morsel when they think no one is looking. Among those few bold enough to discuss their addiction, there are particular preferences. Some fancy the lighter, citron based variety, while others crave cakes with a higher nut content. Some drool over the dry, crumbly variants, others lap up the glazed and gooey sorts. In my early years I never cared for the bland flavor of citrus bits or their texture, which I found not unlike that of pencil erasers.
I developed an affinity later in life and I have baked a pair of cobblestone-sized loaves annually for over a decade. Recently demand is up and I am now tripling production. I do so with great holiday cheer despite loud family protestations. The recipe I follow is out of a dog-eared cookbook, a dark molasses rich block chock full of candied cherries and pineapples, dates and golden raisins. But I’ve modified the mix over the years and use shelled walnuts instead of Brazil nuts. Mainly it’s because I prefer the taste of walnuts. It’s also because shelling Brazil nuts is like disarming grenades. You need a deft touch, applying just enough pressure, otherwise the crescent shaped, steel like shells explode, scattering shrapnel all over the place and turning the nutmeat to mush. A pound of nuts produces a measly two-to-three usable, undamaged pieces. Cutting up the fruit is no less challenging as thickly sugared pineapples and naturally tacky dates stick to knives, cutting boards and fingers. Many end up in my mouth. This year I’m going to add dried apricots to the mix and drown one of the finished cakes in brandy or bourbon, an added inducement for those who have yet to indulge themselves.
I’ll do this because I’ve noticed that there are not many takers when I wheel out the fruitcake on Christmas Eve. I don’t push it on anyone or suggest that they try “just one little piece.” I just slice it and let it speak for itself at the front of the buffet table under a small spotlight. Oh, several guests are polite and compliment its jeweled appearance and my stubborn adherence to tradition, but there aren’t many slices missing by midnight. Others shake their heads, and say, “no thanks, I don’t do fruitcake” as if refusing a casual offer of an illegal substance. Some groan dramatically and cry, “Oh, no, no, I’d love to but I just couldn’t eat another bite” even as they shovel down handfuls of peanuts and mouth another meatball. Still others simply sniff in mock derision, roll their eyes and say things like, “Yeah, right, dad!” Apparently Santa’s no fan either as the thick slices left for him by the tree are still there Christmas morning while the chocolate milk is gone.
I know the merry barbs are coming from the anti-fruitcake faction and the remains of my effort will linger long after the holidays but I don’t care. I like fruitcake! I’ll enjoy slivers of these ageless bricks for the next six months. Or until the spirit of the season abandons me in April and I toss the lot of what’s left to the squirrels and birds.
I was 20 years old in 1974, a sophomore studying political science at Merrimack College. when John Kerry announced he would not make a second attempt to be elected to Congress in the Fifth District. I had been a volunteer in the 1972 campaign, helping in a modest way in the primary and general elections. At the time, I was working at Cherry & Webb in downtown Lowell (elevator operator and shipping clerk), and took a lot of heat from my colleagues who supported Paul Sheehy, Helen Droney, Father Spike, and others. The first time I met John Kerry in the Central Street campaign headquarters, I felt as if I was meeting a future president of the United States. I’ve never had that impression again upon being introduced to somebody. True, I was idealistic, passionate about politics, and strongly anti-war regarding Vietnam (the military draft was suspended the year I became eligible). I assumed he would be elected to Congress and go from there. It didn’t work out as smoothly as I pictured, but in 2004 he was nominated by his party to be President and now is expected to be the next Secretary of State. I am grateful for his service to the people of Massachusetts. When he decided not to run in 1974, I wrote a Letter to the Editor of the Lowell Sun. Here’s an excerpt. — PM
“… If there is ever to be a ‘community of mankind,’ it is necessary that we recognize the individuals who feel this common bond among men [and women] and give them the opportunity to make advances toward greater cooperation in our nation and beyond. … In the practical political sense, I think that Mr. Kerry should be respected for not following the path of the professional office-seekers of our day. With respect to the importance of local politicians, it seems that John Kerry felt that he could best serve the people in a higher office, yet he was criticized for that effort. I do not know what his intentions are, and I am not about to say that a man of his stature has a duty to enter public life and courageously face the lions, however I do hope that he continues to make his voice heard in politics, in the courts, in books, or in whatever way he chooses. …” (1974, Lowell Sun)